Why is it that...

... kansas has to be so humid? I already have curly hair and I don't need anymore curls!
... you can love someone so much it hurts?
... finding a good bra is so hard?
... there is no Shade or Down East here? Throw me a capped sleeved shirt here people!
... I want and SUV (or as David says, "Mormon Assalt Vehicle") even though gas it over $4 a gallon?
... when you are single you are asked non-stop when are you going to find that "special someone"? When you are engaged you are asked non-stop when are you getting married? When you are married you are asked non-spop when you are having kids? Seriously MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Unless you are a friend or a family member I like keep your, "When are you going to have a baby?", questions to yourself! As you can tell this question is annoying to David and I to no end at the moment.
... all of my friends don't live in Kansas so that we can play more?
... I get fatter by the moment? Don't answer that?
... I want to move out of Kansas, but I know I never would?
... no one remembers their friends who have summer birthdays on their birthday?
... I good bag is just as about hard to find as a good bra?
... patients don't know more about their own insurance coverage? Get informed people!
... grass grows so fast?
... I love cherry danishes so much?

With my birthday quickly approching these wonders of the world are perplexing me.

On the agenda this weekend: celebrating with friends and family, phone calls, scrapbooking, finalizing-ish Arizona agenda, weeding (we will see about that) and saying "It's my birthday", five thousand hundred million times!

Happy weekend to you all! Anyone figure out our "new addition" to the family yet?